I spilled coffee in my laptop keyboard

Posted 2025-04-22 | Back to blog index

I spilled coffee in my laptop keyboard, destroying it, and Im sending it off to get repaired which will probably take a week or two.

So in the meanwhile I need a modern machine to do work on, TODAY, so I rushed to HARD OFF and picked up this Siemens PC for $60. It's part of HARD OFFs tested, non-junk range and has a 10 day warranty.

It comes with a Core i5-7500 @ 3.4 GHz with Intel HD 630 graphics, 4 GB RAM, a 500 GB spinning rust HDD and a DVD optical drive

A Fujitsu ESPRIMO PC, the side case is white and the front is black

The side of the case says MADE IN JAPAN, but the logic board and riser both say Designed and Assembled in Europe, so I guess this is a design from the former Siemens PC which Fujitsu acquired in 2009.

品名ESPRIMOD587/S型名 FMVD33001製造番号 MA8607365P/N CP751818-01100V 50/60Hz5.3A000B8JD-ZX-0207-000富士通株式会社MADE N JAPAN A PCIe riser that says DESIGNED AND ASSEMBLED IN EUROPE A PC logic board that says “DESIGNED AND ASSEMBLED IN EUROPE”

I had looked up images of the inside of the machine to verify it had M.2 slots, but upon opening it at home, they are not populated… oh well, would have been nice to have but no dealbreaker for what this machine is going to do.

Apparently the idle power draw is supposed to be just 16W so once I don't need it for work it could do some kind of serving duties (netatalk stuff?)

Two areas of solder pads marked M.2 but not sockets

My main monitor is an Acer 4K display, you'd think it would work great with PCs, but for whatever reason it refuses to display the BIOS for this thing…

Time to bust out the chonky ADC adapter and plug it into a monitor with apparently much better compatibility - a 2000 Apple Cinema Display!

Acer “Input Not Supported” The floor with lots of cable spaghetti, a PC, and a big square plastic box with an Apple logo on it and thick cables coming out American Megatrends BIOS American Megatrends BIOS

Ran out of Ethernet ports on my desk (since MARCHintosh there are a bunch of retro Macs living here) so I swapped out the 5 port switch for an 8 port one. Also learned that one of my 8 port switches is dead / power light goes on but none of the ports light up!

A white switch with Ethernet cables

Linux is on the way!

(and yes I know I need to clean that keyboard)

Neofetch on Ubuntu, on an Apple Cinema Display with an Apple Adjustable ADB keyboard and a Strawberry iMac puck mouse

Oh and the port selection is downright retro - we have PS/2, DVI, and when was the last time you saw a mains pass through port?

The two shields are for Serial and Parallel port options, the BIOS says they're present so maybe I can just pull a cable from a mobo header to install them? (edit: just noticed the COM1 header in the mobo photo in my second post in this thread!)

With these old ports I was worried the Ethernet wasn't going to be gigabit but luckily it is…

Rear ports as described in the post

The 5400rpm HDD was just unusably slow, so I dropped in to BIC Camera to pick up a cheap SSD. The machine is usable now! Desperately needs a RAM upgrade too, ordered that online and it should arrive tomorrow.

An MSI SPATIUM S270 being held up over the bic camera logo Photo of htop showing both RAM and VM usage peaked

When looking for RAM I was surprised to see UMAX still floating around out there, I'd never seen any of their products aside from when they had a Mac clone business in the 90's

A stick of RAM in a red UMAX packageUMAX Technologies / — \ # DDR4 SO-DIMM 16GB x 1# K-トシンク無し (型番:UM-SODDR4・

Update on 2025-04-23:

The new RAM arrived, and just in time as 4 GB was not enough at all to get work done

htop showing both 4 GB of RAM and swap completely maxed out One old stick of 4 GB RAM and 2 sticks of 8 GB RAM

Update on 2025-04-24:

So while my office setup is now actually really performant after the SSD and RAM upgrade (thanks to Linux having fewer animations than macOS, some things actually feel faster than my M1 Pro), my mobile setup is still a complete joke 😅

At least all I need to do this week is write and edit text, which this 17-year-old netbook running MX Linux can still manage fine.

A white netbook and wireless mouse on the counter at a coffee shop

I have this classic Mac-shaped USB-C PD charger, and with how the power points are mounted on this counter, it's super cute peeking out from under the lip ( ^ω^ )

A white netbook on a wooden counter with an illuminated classic Mac face peeking out from underneath with a black usb c cable going to the netbook

(here's the thread from back when I bought this netbook for about $4)

https://bitbang.social/@kalleboo/110243041869147198

Remembered I had a spare 2.5GbE USB adapter, but it was USB-C so I had to pick up a pack of USB-C to USB-A 3.0 adapters to get some somewhat decent internet speeds on this thing

A small metal box with PLANEXCOMM, USB-C and 2.5Gbps written on it with an Ethernet cable going out one end and a USB-C going out the other. It is plugged into a small black USB-C to A adapter going into a PC next to the PS/2 mouse and keyboard ports. A screenshot of Firefox running speedtest.net with a download speed of 2317 Mbps

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