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From: Ian Lynch Smith
Subject: JARED Karaoke 1.0
Jared Karaoke v.1.0
>From the makers of Burning Monkey Solitaire, Virtual Viagra and Deathground comes a new JARED. Set your sound input device to a microphone or your cd player, adjust the "sensitivity" menu and watch JARED lip-sync to the sound of your choice. He's only 44k unstuffed and requires well under a meg of ram, so leave him running in a corner.
Enjoy, it's free!
Download the original JARED and other toys at:
http://www.freeverse.com/freeverse/toys/
>From the liner notes of Jared's first album,
"Touching you, Touching me... touching you again."
While Central America has seen more than its share of atrocities in recent
years; never before has a lovely Guatemalan folk song been brutalized as
thoroughly as by the vocal stylings of JARED, the Head of Security at
FREEVERSE SOFTWARE.
Like an angry Immigration officer, Jared's distinctive rendition grabs us,
slaps us around, threatens to cavity search us and ultimately demands our
passport be issued from that same circle of hell from which his voice
originates.
Never has the mating of cats sounded so melodic as after one has listened
to "El Carnicero de Canciones." the "Butcher of Songs," as Jared was
known in Guatemala. Yet, this is perhaps the worst part, one is somehow
drawn to his song, playing it over and over again. So listen to,
"Shayla-uuugh", and suffer -- for this is art.
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